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A useful tip from Ian!

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A useful tip from Ian!

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Right here goes, when you have a carton of milk or orange juice.....do you notice how it "glugs" and doesnt pour properly....well here is the cure......
Once you have snipped the corner off, the opposite end to that corner, make a small hole carefully with a pair of scissors on the top of the carton ( kids get a adult to help lol ), this helps the air circulate and then the said liquid will pour like water from a tap...try it you will be amazed...OMG i am so domesticated !!

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kwakgirl
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man + domestic how scarey! lmao! do you wear a frilly pinny!

kwakgirl @ 28/01/2011 10:30

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yes with nothing else!!!

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GreasyTony
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Watch out Ian .. Kwak'll have you doing her ironing if you tell her things like that ......

GreasyTony @ 28/01/2011 11:45

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Don't get him started on tea for gawds sake!!!! Ian

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right tea......its a sin to put milk in with the tea bag before the hot water has been applied ,the bag has have time to let the brewness out, then and only then can you apply the cow juice.....can i recommend Yorkshire Tea...... its the best by far ( manufacturers of Yorshire Tea...please pm me for address of my free tea to be delivered )

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Sandi
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LOL @ Ian's comments. I like my tea like gnats piddle, very weak so Yorkshire tea would be no good for me. I can only drink decaffeinated tea and so far Tetley's seem to be the only ones to sell it, it's £2.27 for 80 tea bags!

Sandi @ 28/01/2011 12:18

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ok sandi...but no....i mean NO PUTTING THE MILK IN BEFORE THE HOT WATER or you will have the tea police knocking on your door !!!

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Sandi
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If I don't put the milk in first it's too strong for me lol Oh, hang on someone is at the door..... ....I'm being arrested....

Sandi @ 28/01/2011 12:22

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Ianx

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oh and can i suggest if you buy two for one milk at the supermarket...bang it in the freezer and freeze it....its perfectly safe and lovely when defrosted !!!

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Sandi
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That's ok if it's not a 4 pint bottle, they take ages to defrost.

Sandi @ 28/01/2011 12:27

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Ian, you are being extremely silly and I will have no part in it!!!You will be deleting yourself at this rate . I have a primordial propensity for Earl Grey

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whackojacko
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Ah someone with a bit o sense LC!!! No milk in tea, why spoil the flavour of a good cuppa.

whackojacko @ 28/01/2011 12:33

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JUDAS !!!

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 12:38

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remove the said milk sandi 24hrs before required intake !!!

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 12:39

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it's so civilised Jacko

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 12:56

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I freeze milk.... Do you?????

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 13:02

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No NOT just by looking at it...... WHO SAID THAT?? lol,( not shouting,honest!!!!!)

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kwakgirl
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punjana tea....made in belfast i think....they probably grow it up the falls rd! put the milk in after the hot water but before taking out the tea bag...one sugar put in before the water! sorted!

kwakgirl @ 28/01/2011 13:21

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