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Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.. Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife.. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier

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wheelbarrow @ 18/06/2011 22:00  

...nice one wb!

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Alice2 @ 19/06/2011 13:43  

Was waiting for the 'why women are happier' response. Am still waiting. Just about sums it up, I guess.

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Deleted Member @ 30/06/2011 18:51  

lol women are just happy when their men are happy (LMAO) sorry i had to do it

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earthwind @ 05/07/2011 19:27  

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It’s a very interesting subject :) a little contribute is following, sharing thoughts :)


I don’t think there’s anything that makes women happy that doesn’t make men happy; and i don’t think there’s a formula for any of us.


And so, what makes women happy? What does a happy woman look like?
She is probably in a romantic relationship; is surrounded by family and friends she loves; works part-time or for herself and has plenty of autonomy and control over her time; is involved in the community; has activities or projects outside herself which are consuming and which provide her with a sense of flow; is physically active and has a more or less spiritual sense of something valuable beyond herself.
We are most likely to be fulfilled, and happy, by getting involved in something bigger than ourselves – children, a love, family, a garden, a campaign, writing, art, etc etc etc


And what makes me happy? Friends!
I love my friends; doing and enjoying things with other people makes me happy; i realised that i have friends from every stage of my life; different ages, groups, point of view. When i think of the material things i’ve bought over the years, only art (such as music, books and gigs) and sports have made me happy on a continuing basis; find that i have fewer things as i’ve got older. I’ve also learned that happiness should not be dependent on things happening in the future, on getting an amazing job, on meeting Mr Right, on owning a house in the country... happiness should be in the moment.


So, here it is a thought... and please be happy and content with everything you do :)


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menavelasco @ 07/07/2011 11:14  

fantastic post menavelasco well said all of it this bit is great

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I’ve also learned that happiness should not be dependent on things happening in the future, on getting an amazing job, on meeting Mr Right, on owning a house in the country... happiness should be in the moment. end QUOTE

self efficacy :)

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earthwind @ 16/07/2011 22:46  

thanks earthwind :) works quite well!!! :)

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menavelasco @ 16/07/2011 22:50  

yes definately :)

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earthwind @ 16/07/2011 22:57  

always...

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menavelasco @ 16/07/2011 23:00  


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earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:16  

Ha luv it!! But must add, men are only truly happy when they got a woman doing everything for them!!!!!!!!!

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wenders @ 23/07/2011 10:52  

<!--6e052d28b1806771e2d163a041d4a5d4-->Wenders, surely you should know by now that, that is what your supposed to do for us Runs away and hide under the desk.

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wheelbarrow @ 24/07/2011 09:33  

You got than rite Wendzzzzzzz lol x

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Fatbob16 @ 24/07/2011 11:59  

i thout happiness
was a ciger cauld hamlet

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kaycat @ 24/07/2011 12:47  

Ahhhhhh Hamlet ! lol

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Fatbob16 @ 25/07/2011 19:57  

Wheelbarrow you cant run fast enough and a desk wont protect ya lol

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wenders @ 26/07/2011 12:09  

<!--6e052d28b1806771e2d163a041d4a5d4-->Anyone got an underground nuclear shelter for sale, needed quickly please

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wheelbarrow @ 26/07/2011 23:22  

Still not safe enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wenders @ 27/07/2011 17:52  

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