Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them..
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet..
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pen knife..
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
<wordtidy></wordtidy> It’s a very interesting subject :) a little
contribute is following, sharing thoughts :)
I don’t think there’s anything that makes women happy that doesn’t make
men happy; and i don’t think there’s a formula for any of us.
And so, what makes women happy? What does a happy woman look like?
She is probably in a romantic relationship; is surrounded by family and
friends she loves; works part-time or for herself and has plenty of autonomy
and control over her time; is involved in the community; has activities or
projects outside herself which are consuming and which provide her with a sense
of flow; is physically active and has a more or less spiritual sense of
something valuable beyond herself.
We are most likely to be fulfilled, and happy, by getting involved in
something bigger than ourselves – children, a love, family, a garden, a campaign,
writing, art, etc etc etc
And what makes me happy? Friends!
I love my friends; doing and enjoying things with other people makes me
happy; i realised that i have friends from every stage of my life; different
ages, groups, point of view. When i think of the material things i’ve bought
over the years, only art (such as music,
books and gigs) and sports have made me happy on a continuing basis; find that
i have fewer things as i’ve got older. I’ve also learned that happiness should
not be dependent on things happening in the future, on getting an amazing job,
on meeting Mr Right, on owning a house in the country... happiness should be in
the moment.
So, here it is a thought... and please be happy and content with
everything you do :)
fantastic post menavelasco well said all of it this bit is great
QUOTE I’ve also learned that happiness should
not be dependent on things happening in the future, on getting an amazing job,
on meeting Mr Right, on owning a house in the country... happiness should be in
the moment. end QUOTE
<!--6e052d28b1806771e2d163a041d4a5d4-->Wenders, surely you should know by now that, that is what your supposed to do for us Runs away and hide under the desk.