dbdb
In: Birmingham
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TAME budgies and parrots easily by replacing their grit with iron filings. By holding a large magnet, they will sit happily on your hand for hours.
dbdb
In: Birmingham
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RYANAIR passengers. These days they let ALL passengers off the planes, thus eliminating the need to all clamber to the front the second the aircraft lands.
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In: NA
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MICRA DRIVERS. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like fing dodgem cars, so may as well look like one.
trikerider552
In: Reading
Posts: 314
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Dont buy expensive ribbed condoms, just chuck a handful of frozen peas into a plain one before you put it on!
trikerider552
In: Reading
Posts: 314
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thicken up runny low fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard!
trikerider552
In: Reading
Posts: 314
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dont waste money buying binoculars
simply stand closer to the object that you wish to view!!!!!!!!
trikerider552
In: Reading
Posts: 314
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dont waste money buying binoculars
simply stand closer to the object that you wish to view!!!!!!!!
trikerider552
In: Reading
Posts: 314
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slimmers. when your knees become fatter than your legs,
start eating the cakes again.
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petervalk
In: leic
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if things dont change they will stay the way they are ???
Deleted Member
In: NA
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Don't tell women they need to hover and wash the pots.
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In: NA
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make sure you get to .'Alton Towers early in the day.... the commercial says Where the magic never ends', Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30pm lying Bads
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In: NA
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Don't spend a fortune in Ann Summers...buy an empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
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In: NA
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for you lazy bones.....A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
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Don't cut your toe nails with a scythe. because your foot falls off.
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