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Dietary query

Dietary query - Forums [Biker Match]

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Dietary query

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Electricbadger
In: Nottingham
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Just walked into the kitchen and found that I'd left the fridge door open for the past 2 hours and because the fridge light was the only one on I now have a fridge full of insects. I'm not a veggie so that's not a problem but I am on a diet - anybody know how many calories there are in a gnat?

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:17

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Well, according to one quote, Gnats are low cal and pure protein! It takes 1250 gnats to = 1 gram of protein though. Hope you've got enough. Enjoy!

Deleted Member @ 16/07/2011 22:31

Electricbadger
In: Nottingham
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Hmmmm. Maybe I need to leave the door open a bit longer.

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:33

Deleted Member
In: NA
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I would!

Deleted Member @ 16/07/2011 22:34

bkr
In: North West lancs
Posts: 3061
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exchange original bulb for uv bulb entice more in.

bkr @ 16/07/2011 22:44

gixergal
In: North East Linco
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Totally agree with you onthebikeagiain, not only would it entice more gnats in but could lure the odd moth too...

gixergal @ 16/07/2011 22:56

earthwind
In: Bristol
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Get some tree frogs theywill eat em for u or is that fruit flies they like lol

earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:00

bkr
In: North West lancs
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And their predators the odd spider if you cant find one look on the web

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:05

gixergal
In: North East Linco
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...."look on the web"

Classic

gixergal @ 16/07/2011 23:09

Electricbadger
In: Nottingham
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Moths?, frogs?, spiders?

It's a fridge not a bloody zoo !

Alright, I admit it would be a bit of a crap zoo.

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:13

bkr
In: North West lancs
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well keep door shut then !!!

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:21

Electricbadger
In: Nottingham
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There's so much wildlife in there now I don't think I can get the door shut!

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:28

bkr
In: North West lancs
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Blame it on the tree frogs keep kicking door open

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:40

earthwind
In: Bristol
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and the crickets they got strong back legs mmmm

earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:52

harry worth
In: west London
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No need to worry about the "zoo crap" unless the mice join in.

harry worth @ 17/07/2011 13:47

Boodyblues
In: york
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Boody sneaks up behind badger with a big net and shiny new jacket with buckles on!!!! after 3 ok?

Boodyblues @ 17/07/2011 14:38

Electricbadger
In: Nottingham
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I had one of those jackets, it was nice. A bugger to ride the bike in though.

I'll go sit in the room with the nice padded wallpaper.

Electricbadger @ 17/07/2011 17:42

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