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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread!

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centurion @ 13/11/2011 16:12  

Read these on another site....still very good though

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bandit lover @ 13/11/2011 17:31  

6: Do you want stuffing?

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Deleted Member @ 13/11/2011 22:37  

7: Do you fancy something to nibble? I've got some cheesy balls.
8: That's a big bird!

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Deleted Member @ 14/11/2011 22:20  

9 want to pull on this

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Stroggyman @ 14/11/2011 22:37  

Did santa slip you one under the tree

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Littlefecker @ 15/11/2011 00:59  

11. Can I have a look inside your stocking?

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Deleted Member @ 15/11/2011 16:08  

12. Oh... that's a big one

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feistygirl @ 15/11/2011 16:34  

Santa is blushing! lol

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Sandi @ 15/11/2011 23:06  

13: I pulled mine before we ate, can I grab the end of yours?


Everything else I can think of goes beyond innuendo and straight into filthy talk. I'm resigning from this thread whilst I'm ahead(ish) :)

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2011 12:22  

14. Do you want to pull my wishbone?

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2011 20:18  

15 would you like some breast

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Stroggyman @ 29/11/2011 00:12  

16. Did Santa empty his sack for you

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Littlefecker @ 06/12/2011 11:22  

17. I think your balls are hanging too low 18. Santa's sack is really bulging 19. Did u get any under the tree

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Littlefecker @ 06/12/2011 12:53  

Whose bed am I sleeping in

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Alice2 @ 08/12/2011 00:43  

thats a craker

you pull the other end

it only a chipperlater

stuffing sound like a good idear

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kaycat @ 08/12/2011 01:19  

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