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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
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bandit lover
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Read these on another site....still very good though
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7: Do you fancy something to nibble? I've got some cheesy balls. 8: That's a big bird!
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13: I pulled mine before we ate, can I grab the end of yours? Everything else I can think of goes beyond innuendo and straight into filthy talk. I'm resigning from this thread whilst I'm ahead(ish) :)
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17. I think your balls are hanging too low
18. Santa's sack is really bulging
19. Did u get any under the tree
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kaycat
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thats a craker you pull the other end it only a chipperlater stuffing sound like a good idear
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