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It's the tortoise life for me!

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It's the tortoise life for me!

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1. If walking, running and cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.I'm a senior. Go around me!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p>

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Sandi @ 17/01/2012 07:29  

Wow! that was my 12,000th! post lol

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Sandi @ 17/01/2012 07:37  

Congrats Sandi WTG

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bomb doctor @ 17/01/2012 09:48  

If walkin is sooo good for ya how come all the postmen round here resemble Jabba The Hut?

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Littlefecker @ 17/01/2012 14:23  

Ta B D lol LF the regular posty here is tall, dark and slim, least I think he is, he moves so fast I could be wrong lol

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Sandi @ 17/01/2012 23:16  

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