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Can do? Can't do?

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Alice2
In: York
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As I watched my gorgeous grandaughter sucking her toes, I said to myself "I used to be able to do that!" Of course, when I got home, soon realised I couldn't any more!!!! (OK that fly on the ceiling fell off and rofl !!!)
But...last year I did canoe for the first time, so I'm not quite useless

OK...what can you no longer do...and what's the latest new skill you've learnt ????????????????

Alice2 @ 24/02/2012 22:34

Eddieskidmark
In: Worcestershire
Posts: 78
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Can't drink 20 pints anymore in an evening New skill learnt..... Can put the Bog seat down...

Eddieskidmark @ 24/02/2012 22:45

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Oooh...a very desirable asset , me thinks

Alice2 @ 24/02/2012 22:51

Deleted Member
In: NA
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I used to be able to tell funny jokes...and I've learnt how to duck!

Deleted Member @ 24/02/2012 23:51

SomeRandomBiker
In: Bracknell
Posts: 45
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I used to embarrass easily...I've learnt to be shameless.

SomeRandomBiker @ 25/02/2012 04:21

Ho4701
In: whitefield
Posts: 52
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I used to be smashed after 8 shots of tequilla now ive trained my liver to do the whole bottle.

Ho4701 @ 25/02/2012 10:11

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Used to be brave, have learnt how to be chicken!!

Deleted Member @ 25/02/2012 10:16

rossoandy21
In: ashford
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I,ve learnt if U lean yer bike too much on a wet road u probobaly fall off...an falling off now hurts far more than it used to an I take longer to mend....

rossoandy21 @ 25/02/2012 10:18

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Alice, you also learned that you don't turn a canoe like you do a motorcycle, leaning into a turn didn't work did it. SPLASH!!!!

Deleted Member @ 25/02/2012 15:50

Deleted User
In: NA
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Alice , I cannot suck my toes either (not sure I would want to nowadays lol) however I can still do the splits and I did my CBT 3 years ago & I took my bike test 2 years ago

Deleted User @ 25/02/2012 17:47

mizzi
In: Colne
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Pmsl dave....at least alice didnt choose to dive in like u did and thought she looked ace covered in that green slime :-) still makes me laugh thinking about it xxxxx

mizzi @ 25/02/2012 19:58

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Not much of a choice on the jumpin in really Cat, it was either that or I think Pete would have thrown me in. XX

Deleted Member @ 25/02/2012 20:00

mizzi
In: Colne
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Flippin eck dave just noticed ur profile pic.... Omg will u put some clothes on coz u look cold love lmao!!

And ok i'll let u hav that one coz pete would hav pushed u in...at least one of us stayed dry :-)

Roll on next weekend :-)

mizzi @ 25/02/2012 20:36

Alice2
In: York
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OK...I admit it, I chose to put a positive slant on my canoeing career !! Who was it that took the pic of me with the water weeds...I know someone did, but don't think I got to see it !!!!!!!!!!

@Shell.......bloody hell, girl..the splits!!!!!!!!!!! Guess Ian realises what a lucky fella he is by now

Alice2 @ 25/02/2012 21:46

W.M.F.
In: Ashford
Posts: 546
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Can't bend backwards and touch my nose with my toes as well as I used to - can only reach top of head now!

W.M.F. @ 25/02/2012 21:46

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Maybe we should all try for a reunion with our lost skills at a rally one day ????!!!!

@WMF...so what's your "Can do" ?????!!

Alice2 @ 25/02/2012 22:05

W.M.F.
In: Ashford
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Alice, I have always hated heights but have recently overcome that to help Andy paint the front of my house, and have also redecorated a very deep stairwell. I was terrified the whole time, but know that I can do it now.

W.M.F. @ 25/02/2012 22:08

W.M.F.
In: Ashford
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Can do splits too!

W.M.F. @ 25/02/2012 22:09

Alice2
In: York
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Now you're just showing off

Alice2 @ 25/02/2012 22:42

W.M.F.
In: Ashford
Posts: 546
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No, that would be listing all the other things I can do! Should mention that I'm double jointed!

W.M.F. @ 25/02/2012 22:46

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